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Last Updated: 30.06.2025 07:37
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Country music legend refunds all tickets mid-show, saying ‘I don’t give a damn’ - MassLive
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No way
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
—
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Blackhawks draft forward Anton Frondell, a 'tank on the ice,' with No. 3 pick - Chicago Sun-Times
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
This galaxy cluster has mysterious cosmic tendrils over 200,000 light-years long (image) - Space